Big Fido's Page of Pets

Discworld boasts an array of pets both wonderful and spammy.

Mrs. Puddlesocks' Pet Shop

Puddlesocks' pets come in an array of colours and appearances, depending on a number of factors: Alignment, guild, stats, etc.

Location

King's Way, Ankh-Morpork

Pets

• Cat: A$5.00

Varieties: Bouncy Tabby Cat, Loving Tabby Cat, Evil-Looking Tabby Cat, Bouncy Black Cat, Evil-Looking Black Cat.

• Dog: A$8.50

Varieties: Large Happy Brown Dog, Large Loving Brown Dog

• Rabbit: A$7.50

Cute Fluffy Rabbit

• Hawk: A$15.00

Deadly Fluffy Hawk

• Frog: A$8.50

Little Green Frog

• Chicken: :A$3.00

Astonished Chicken

• Duck: A$5.00

Proud Black Duck

• Owl: : A$8.00

Sleepy Old Owl

• Sheep: A$14.99

Cute Fluffy Sheep

• Raven: A$13.75

Varieties: Black Raven, Intelligent Black Raven,

Big Bert's Anaconda's

Big Bert sells big snakes. VERY big snakes. Anacondas in fact. You can wear the snake or put it in your pack or even your vault. Otherwise you have to feed it consistently.

Location

Cockbill St, Ankh-Morpork. Be careful as just to the south is an entrance to the Shades.

Inventory:

• A: A bright green anaconda for A$50
• B: A black anaconda for $A50
• C: A pink and black striped anaconda for $A50
• D: A green and white striped anaconda for $A50
• E: A yellow anaconda for $A50
• F: A red anaconda for $A50
• G: A blue anaconda fo $A50

Sanguine Asphyxia's Rat Shop

Sanguine provides you with a list of options you can use to customize your rat. She also sells some clothing for them.

Location

Lobbin Clout, Ankh-Morpork

Inventory:

• A: A pair of tight black speedos for A$7.50.
• B: A tight leather outfit for A$7.50.
• C: An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini for A$7.50.
• D: A rat groom costume for A$7.50.
• E: A rat bride costume for A$7.50.
• F: A vampire bat costume for A$7.50.
• G: A rat burger costume for A$1.50
• H: A rat cap for A$1.50
• I: Toy ball for A$2.

Customize your own rat:

Genders: Male/Female.

Dyes: Red, yellow, orange, purple, blue, lilac, pink, orange, black, and green.

Coats: Normal, rex, satin, fluffy, and longhair.

Patterns: Agouti, sto helit, agatean, merle, dalmation, hooded, capped, mashed, and ecksian.

Eye Colours: Red, pink, green, black, brown, grey, orange, and blue.

Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons

Rosie Devant-Molei will be happy to let you adopt one of the volatile walking time-bombs called Swamp Dragons. If they start to hiccup (or when you look at them, they are extremely unstable) feed the blighter some coal! It'll explode and kill all pets in the room, and possibly some NPC's if they're too slow.

Location

Morphic Street, Ankh-Morpork

Types:

• Mottled Brown: $40
• Scaly Green: $40
• Bright Red: $45
• Light Green: $45
• Lemon Yellow: $50
• Blue-Grey: $60
• Scarlet: $95
• Jet Black: $95
• Lavendar: $95
• Silver-Blue: $100
• Golden: $100
• Silver: $105
• Purple: $120
• Polka Dotted: $200

Lacerouse's Pet Shop

Lacerouse provides the Discworld with the second spammiest creatures alive. He is the only seller of trainable pets on the Disc. Beware as they may attack you or others, including creeping doom, as I found out one day.

Commands for pets: Stand, sic, attack, stay, fetch, roll, smile, kiss, up, shake, speak, say. Heel will always cause your pet to follow you.

To train pets: Say a command and if they do it correctly, say they are good and feed them a snausage. If they do it incorrectly, say bad, hit them, or spray them with a spray bottle.

Location

Saphire St., Genua

Inventory:

• A: A snausage for 22Gc
• B: A spray water bottle for 3,50Gl

Available Pets:

• Alligator: It's an alligator.
• Dog: They randomly lick everything in the room. Very spammy.
• Monkey: Can hold some things
• Mynah Bird: Repeat random things people say in the same room as them, which can be very entertaining.